my parents adopted a new puppy dog

i can’t wait to meet my new brother, Clayton!

the best part about it is his name will be very similar to Packer player, Clay Matthews.  it was meant to be. 

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Ermita de San Bernabé, Ojo Guareña, Burgos, Spain©  isiltasuna)

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Ermita de San Bernabé, Ojo Guareña, Burgos, Spain
©  isiltasuna)

so i skyped with delaney yesterday.  it was the first time in 2 months we’ve seen/talked to each other and, at 3:30 in the afternoon, neither of us were sober. surprise surprise. 

she has to be one of the craziest people i’ve ever met and i miss her so much.  we talked about how we’ve been drinking more to try to make us not miss oz as much, but instead it just makes us miss it more. 

maybe things were more simple in australia because we knew it was temporary.  there was barely any drama or fighting because we had to enjoy every moment of where we were.  all of our problems were our own, and so easy to avoid. 

at least there is a plan for us to all see each other again in colorado in july.  it’s so far away so i better start working on new things to talk about instead of dwelling on how awesome my last 6 months were.

that awkward moment when you have blood on your hands and have no idea where it came from

and then two questions pop into your head:

  1. am i dying?
  2. or am i a sleep serial killer? 

finally made it back to the gym

and you know what?  i have no reason to be self conscious, because none of the guys are as massive as the aussie gym goers. 

yay for normal sized americans! 

sometimes when i wake up

I won’t talk for a very long time.   usually i’ll just walk around my apartment and get ready for the day while only having conversations in my head. 

doing that makes things weird when i get to class and someone actually speaks to me, because i haven’t adjusted my voice for the day.  so when i finally reply, i sound either groggy, too loud or quiet, or i won’t even pronounce words correctly.

because of this, i have to try to remind myself to talk to myself out loud and not in my head. 

asker

colocke asked: adam why the shit did you go back to utah.... did aus teach you nothing??

HOW DARE YOUUU.  if you still lived here i would drive to your house, push you in the snow and run you over with my car.  

i’m only here cause i have to stay smart and get my accounting degree and then i can leave again and actually afford to do shit. 

it’s weird hearing people comment on how “big” i’ve gotten

i look at myself in the mirror and i’m definitely not some giant muscle now; i still feel pretty skinny. 

it’s concerning when people ask if i gained 20-30 pounds, because when i try to imagine myself looking that skinny before i left…shit that’s skinny.

but no. i have barely gained even 10 pounds. maybe my body just sorted itself out. 

i guess i should consider myself lucky.  this is some fine utah driving.  

video starts out sweet and slow with just some sliding cars, and by the end there is carnage and screaming. it’s perfect. 

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

rear ended!?!

  • Me: ugh mom, i got pretty drunk last night.
  • Mom: on a wednesday? this is what you do with your free time? adam....why aren't you looking for a job?
  • Me: it was great time management. i was being social and not sitting alone by the fire playing xbox.
  • Mom: you need a job.
  • Me: that's a daytime problem.
sister: “oo you look buff in this picture, too bad it’s blurry”
me: “i’ll post it anyway.”

sister: “oo you look buff in this picture, too bad it’s blurry”

me: “i’ll post it anyway.”

oh yeah…i have a new couch.  

oh yeah…i have a new couch.  

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