- Friend: ohhh my god.
- Friend: it's the saddest day ever when you realize your friend is actually a little girl.
- Me: THIS TAYLOR SWIFT SONG GOES OUT TO YOU, ORANGE PEACH MANGO JUICE.
Anonymous said: on a scale from 1 to 10, how obsessed are you with cats?
Anonymous said: 1 year masters?
baby i know. it was a very intensive masters program. if you saw before and after pictures of me you’d think i had aged 5 years and never slept.
i started boxing up my apartment and broke into tears when i found a deck of cards and yelled out “who am i going to play cards with in denver?!?!”
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i don’t think i’d be a very hot chick….
though, one time my friend sent a picture of my nipple to a guy, and he thought it was her nipple, and responded with a dick pic…
in an awesome turn of events i just got a great job offer to work in denver and i’m going to accept it.
after living in salt lake for the past 6 years it’s both terrifying and exciting to leave everything behind and start up in a new place. i know this is a positive change and i can’t wait to start experiencing it.