• Me: ugh mom, i got pretty drunk last night.
  • Mom: on a wednesday? this is what you do with your free time? adam....why aren't you looking for a job?
  • Me: it was great time management. i was being social and not sitting alone by the fire playing xbox.
  • Mom: you need a job.
  • Me: that's a daytime problem.
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